Guess and Check

So I have a lot of t-shirts. Each one has a story; if you see me wearing one, feel free to ask me about its story.

Left to right, top to bottom (stacks ordered reverse-chronologically by date of laundry load):

First stack

1. Pace University Wellness Week 2007 #1
2. The River Project green
3. V-Day Until the Violence Stops
4. L.L.Bean Visa Credit Card Outdoor Advantage
5. Pace University white
6. Pace University Women’s and Gender Studies
7. The River Project blue
8. ShopRite Ronetco Supermarkets Walk America 2002
9. Pace University PaceOne Card

Second stack

10. Homestar Runner Coach Z
11. Jake and Amir So Ace
12. Current TV
13. Español TalkingT
14. Dr. McNinja
15. The Office Dwight Schrute Do you have your tickets to the gun show?
16. New Hampshire Wildcats
17. Clarkson University Clarkson Union Board
18. Educational Housing Services
19. Pace University Pace Preview Day 2008 2 #1
20. Department for Persons with Disabilities Bike-a-thon 1999
21. Homestar Runner Trogdor
22. Questionable Content Coffee of Doom
23. Arkansas Razorbacks Football #1
24. Guam
25. Pace University Housing and Residential Life Welcome Wagon 2003 #1
26. Homestar Runner Pistols for Pandas
27. Brooklyn Superhero Supply Co.
28. Pace University Housing and Residential Life Take Back the Night 2006 #1
29. Pope John XXIII Regional High School gym shirt, dyed pink
30. Marked Graphic Novel

Third stack

31. Pace University Pace Preview Day 2008 2 #2
32. Hanes gray shirt with breast pocket
33. Arkansas Razorbacks Football #2
34. Homestar Runner Senor Cardgage
35. Homestar Runner Eh! Steve!
36. Homestar Runner Cool Tapes
37. New York Yankees
38. Pace University Housing and Residential Life Welcome Wagon 2004 #1
39. Pace University Pace Preview Day 2008 1 #1
40. Homestar Runner Homestar‘s 10th Birthday #1
41. Wile E. Coyote
42. PvP Han Shot First
43. Pace University Work Toward Greatness
44. Obey Gravity It’s the Law
45. Homestar Runner The Cheat blue
46. The Susan G. Kormen Breast Cancer Foundation Race for the Cure New York City 2005
47. Pace University Pace Board First Annual 3 on 3 Basketball Tournament
48. Pace University Housing and Residential Life Welcome Wagon 2006/2007 #1
49. Homestar Runner Teen Girl Squad
50. Firefox

Fourth stack

51. ROFLCon 2008 #1
52. Snakes on a Motherfuckin’ Plane
53. ROFLCon 2008 #2
54. Pace University Housing and Residential Life Welcome Wagon 2005
55. Pace University Housing and Residential Life Welcome Wagon 2003 #2
56. Pace University Housing and Residential Life Welcome Wagon 2006/2007 #2
57. Pace University Housing and Residential Life Maria’s Tower RA on Duty 2005
58. Pace University Housing and Residential Life CORE 2007
59. Homestar Runner Marzipan
60. Homestar Runner Homestar’s 10th Birthday #2
61. Pace University University Fest 2005

Fifth stack

62. Vancouver Canada
63. Let Me Drop Everything
64. Pace University Dyson College of Arts and Sciences
65. Brooklyn Brewery
66. Protect Your Nuts
67. Dr. McNinja What Would Batman Do?
68. Pace University Pace Preview Day 2008 1 #2
69. Nike gray swoosh
70. Questionable Content Evolution Kills
71. St. Xavier High School
72. Homestar Runner Crazy Go Nuts University Dumples
73. New York Cares Hands on New York Day 2006 Volunteer
74. Pace University Forensic Science Student Organization
75. Pace University Wellness Week 2007 #2
76. Decorah Hatchery I Love Quality Chicks
77. Homestar Runner Homestar Running blue
78. Penny Arcade Merch
79. Homestar Runner Videlectrix
80. That’s What She Said
81. Homestar Runner You Reek-A!

Sixth stack

82. Slashdot Soothing Green Light
83. xkcd Science It Works, Bitches
84. Pace University Pace Preview Day 2008 1 #3
85. Pace University Pace Press Fairly Objective
86. New York Yankees World Series Champs 1998
87. Pace University gray
88. Pace University Housing and Residential Life Room Selection Daze 2006 #1
89. Pace University Housing and Residential Life Welcome Wagon 2006/2007 #3
90. soce The Elemental Wizard
91. Homestar Runner Star
92. Pope John XXIII Regional High School Baseball
93. Pace University Wellness Week 2007 #3
94. Pace University Housing and Residential Life Take Back the Night 2005
95. Pace University Housing and Residential Life Room Selection Daze 2006 #2
96. Homestar Runner Homestar Running white
97. Pace University Housing and Residential Life Room Selection Daze 2005
98. Questionable Content Teh
99. Questionable Content Math is Delicious
100. Homestar Runner Pom Pom
101. New York Cares Hands on New York Day 2008

Seventh stack

102. Questionable Content Dashing Hat
103. Pace University Housing and Residential Life Welcome Wagon 2004 #2
104. Microsoft Dell IT The Business Desktop 2000
105. Homestar Runner Homsar
106. xkcd Sudo Make Me A Sandwich
107. Homestar Runner The Cheat red
108. Homestar Runner Get Ye Flask
109. Pace University Wellness Week 2007 #4
110. Pace University Housing and Residential Life Take Back the Night 2006 #2
111. New York Yankees Interlocking NY Manhattan Skyline
112. Homestar Runner Windup Homestar

Eighth stack

113. Homestar Runner Duck
114. Homestar Runner Support the Municipality!
115. Homestar Runner Bubs
116. Homestar Runner Strong Sad
117. RTFM
118. Homestar Runner Bear Holding a Shark
119. xkcd Not Antisocial
120. Clarkson University Solar Nights Sunrayce
121. xkcd No Raptors
122. Boy Scout Troop 54
123. Pace University Pace Preview Day 2008 2 #3
124. Penny Arcade Jesus Says Don’t be a Dick
125. Penny Arcade Child’s Play
126. Superbad I am McLovin
127. Vibram Five Fingers

(Not shown, 128. Pace University Wellness Week 2007 #5)

Some select statistics: thirty-seven Pace University shirts and twenty-seven Homestar Runner shirts together comprise exactly half (sixty-four) of the total number of shirts (one hundred twenty-eight). Also, seven shirts have a double, three shirts have a triple, and one shirt has a quintuple.