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Decemberween Humor

Filed under: General — 5:22 pm

Here’s an oldie but a goodie:

{A man enters his dentist’s office for an emergency appointment. A horrible throbbing pain in his mouth has been bothering him for days. After a brief examination, the dentist is perplexed.}

Dentist: Oh my! That plate I installed in your mouth about six months ago has nearly completely corroded! What on earth have you been eating?

Man:Well… {pauses for a moment, thinking things over} my wife made me some asparagus about four months ago with this stuff on it… Hollandaise sauce she called it, and doctor, I’m talking DELICIOUS! {He begins to get very excited about the sauce.} I’ve never tasted anything like it, and ever since then I’ve been putting it on everything… meat, fish, toast, vegetables … you name it!

Dentist: That’s probably it. Hollandaise sauce is made with lemon juice, which is acidic and highly corrosive. It seems as though I’ll have to install a new plate, but made out of chrome this time.

Man: {puzzled} Why chrome?

Dentist: Well, everyone knows that there’s no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise!

Whether you do Hollandaise, holi-daze, or holidays: I hope you have a good one. You know, a good one.

4 Responses to “Decemberween Humor”

  1. Lisa and Nicole Says:


    Im home on Long Island and me and my friend Nicole just read the joke.

    It was hilarious man, we laughed and laughed and we still are.
    Good Job.

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